This community makes me giggle. Heehee.
I have a friend who eats lots of paper. I thought that was quite impressive. She's written reviews for different paper too - go here if you're interested.
Oh and I started a creepy stalker appreciation society for one of my friends, very amusing, it's called the EEAS. Let me know if you want to join!
But yeah... LONG LIVE TOILET HUMOUR!